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Name: Watermelon
Gender: Diva
Resides: “The East Van Hood” Vancouver, Canada
Occupation: (Person who won’t shut up)
If Performer: FILM & TV ACTING / STAND-UP COMEDY / SKETCH-IMPROV
(and some I haven't mentioned)
Where To Catch Me: Wreck Beach, Weed Events, Weed mags...
Tango Dancing in Buenos Aires, or in exclusive, but not so well-known venues... or possibly at a Drag Queen show. *If you’re lucky, then I’m your dealer and you can catch me at home.*
Description: Watermelon is Lenny Bruce meets Rusty Warren on a clothing optional beach, peddling contraband in verse...or Betty page meets Jane Goodall (Gorillas in the Mist) at an orgy as a casual observer... but she’s not here to judge, she’s only here to jiggle.
Height: 5'7" Weight: 140 lbs Eyes: Green Hair: Blonde
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| Film |
Character |
Director |
| The Union |
Watermelon |
Brett Harvey |
| Art of Mirrors |
The Aunt |
Rick Podd |
| Escape to Canada |
Watermelon |
Albert Nuremburg |
| Baked and Baking |
Host |
Marcus Rogers |
| Last Wedding |
Store Clerk |
Bruce Sweeney |
| The Widower |
Landlord |
Marcus Rogers |
| Tommy Chong's 'Best Buds' |
Hippy |
Ron Lee |
| Feeding the Flame |
Supporting Actress |
VFS |
| Television |
Character |
Producer |
| Adult Entertainment Channel |
Mary Jane |
MZTV |
| Seven Wonders |
Watermelon |
The National |
| CBC News |
Watermelon |
Mike Hennigar |
| Zed TV |
Watermelon |
McLean Mashingaidze |
| Greeves Best Beaches |
Watermelon |
Travel Channel |
| Theatre |
Character |
Producer |
| East Van All Stars |
Host/Comic |
Watermelon |
| The Grow Show |
Host/Comic |
Watermelon |
| The Pink Show |
Host/Comic |
Watermelon |
| Print Media |
Role |
Writer |
| Georgia Straight |
Cover Model |
Pieta Wooley |
| Globe and Mail |
Artist review |
Alexandra Gills |
| High Times |
Cover Model |
Malcolm McKinnon |
| High Times |
Artist Feature |
Sean Conner |
| Georgia Straight |
Review |
Janet Smith |
| Vice |
Artist Feature |
Gus Vassos |
| Cannabis Culture |
Cover Model |
Mark Emery |
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Watermelon is “Being-towards-the-end” as are we all with the profound acknowledgement of her finiteness. She has therefore accepted the absurdity of life and meaning and has focused on enjoying every goddamn minute of it regardless of prohibitions. Socrates once said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” The more Watermelon examines it the funnier it gets. Henceforth she has rejected censorship and is not suitable for everybody. But those she is suitable for are growing larger everyday. Love her or leave her. That is her motto. For indifference is death to the artist. Watermelon also likes to refer to herself in the third person sometimes.
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